two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
