It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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