Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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