You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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