Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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