i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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