My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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