Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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