i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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