I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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