Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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