i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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