So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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