I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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