Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think I am morally bankrupt
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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