Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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