I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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