Don't you send me to vm
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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