32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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