just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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