Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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