But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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