Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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