the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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