I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I still have a little drunk in my system
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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