since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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