Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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