next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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