that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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