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shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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