Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I think I am morally bankrupt
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize