Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You've changed since you got that strap on
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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