Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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