Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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