hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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