He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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