I will die if light touches me.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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