I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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