i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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