This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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