i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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