Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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