I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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