2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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