is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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