I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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