Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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