have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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