I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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