Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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