Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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