OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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