just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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